Ronin Wolf
Prison may be ground zero for self rehabilitation and social redemption. However, prison does not make you smarter. World's Dumbest Inmates: Still Dumb exposes the dumb daily decisions, and asinine antics of prisoners who cannot figure it out.
About the author:
Ronin Wolf is a poet and novelist. His writings cut to the quick with prison wit, and lashes molasses with comedy slashes. Ronin is a member of the ancient Long in the Tooth Clan. He has mastered the Procrastination Style, Afternoon Nap Style, and the mythical Eating with Two Spoons technique. Ronin Wolf enjoys long walks in his short 2 by 10ft cell, studying the writings of his master Ichi Nutz, and listening to the bloodcurdling screams of prisoner loneliness and despair. He can be frequently found sitting Zazen pondering the koan of two feet clapping.
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